You can be the president, I'd rather be the pope.

Since I didn't grow up in the states, I have never dreamed of being the President. The holyman of purpleness (Prince) had it right when he penned the song, "You can be the President, I'd rather be the Pope". Seems like when the president speaks all it does it put him under the conspiracy microscope as "evil" EVEN THOUGH some of the Popes in history (the present Pope included) have done and said some TRULY crazy shit.

How can a man that works for The Divine GAWD (gag) have a problem with contraception or gays- Ahem, feel free to join us in the year 2015, you dawdling old fool.

ALSO, wouldn't YOU like to have a popemobile?  (WHY does a man of GAWD need a bulletproof machine to travel in, anyway? Doesn't Gawd protect this dude? I'm co confused. Perhaps he doesn't speak for Gawd at all, maybe the dude just gets to say crazy shit and get worshiped for it. Here is a fun article that displays some crazy shizzle that some of the craziest Popes have done (and said).

http://www.oddee.com/item_96537.aspx

Tis the first supermoon of the year, go do something affirmative and majickal under it. SOMETHING tells me the Pope would have a problem with us paying attention to things like moon majick. Guess that's why they burnt women like moi at the stake......

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/prince/pope_20111283.html

I must go put some crystals in the moonlight and listen to some Prince meow. Good night Moon.